Kyall,

After you finish Lanark today, these are the books you will read, in order. It doesn't matter how long it takes you, but you need to be strong and you need to maintain the attention span necessary to finish all of these books; you haven't done this enough lately.

Gore Vidal - Myra Breckinridge
Vladimir Nabokov - Lolita
Jeffrey Eugenides - Middlesex

After this, the list is up to you. It'll be a while anyway, since Middlesex is such a fucking TOME, but you will finish it, and you'll feel better about yourself once you have. Deal? Deal.